#YouHaveToLaughTag my turn

So its my turn to attempt to be funny, I’m not entirely sure how this will work out as I think I am funny a lot more than other people do. I will however give it a bloody good go. Here is my #youhavetolaughtag

I was tagged by the very funny, very beautiful and slightly insane Lisa from Pass The Prosecco Please apparently she likes me, either that or shes pretending but either way it gave me something fun to do.

The Rules

  • Copy and paste the twelve questions below into your own blog, or if you don’t have a blog, just do it on Facebook. Or the back of your bus ticket.
  • Answer them.
  • At the end of your post, tag at least 3 bloggers/friends who you’d like to fill out the #YouHaveToLaugh tag and let them know!
  • Add two of your very own questions and remove two that you don’t like as much from the original list – it’s all about evolution.
  • Use the badge code at the bottom of this post in your own post so that people can click to see this page and these rules!
  • Let us know when your post is up by tagging us on Twitter with #youhavetolaughtag at @youhave2laugh and we will retweet it. We’ll also link to it below in this very post so your answers could be seen by everyone else in the world who completes the tag! We could be talking literally millions thousands hundreds tens of people!The Questions

1) Fill in the gap: Before I had children I never …..

Pissed my pants when I coughed. #Truestory. I’ve recently learnt that if I get a cough and cold I also need to ensure that I have several sets of clean clothes to hand. Now I actually feel quite lucky at least I only pee when I cough some of my friends can’t even laugh without a little dribble.

2) What is the most annoying toy that your child owns or has owned and why?

Freddie had a Skout Doggy for bed, the only problem is it spent so long telling him to go to bed, playing songs and talking that we ended up getting rid of it. Not only that it was VERY loud. I know I shall make a teddy that warns you it’s 5 mins till bedtime then play music loudly to help encourage the child to sleep. Needless to say Beth didn’t have one!

Ellie had a furby!!! The idea is great but this was the old style ones and I kid you not I have never wanted to tear a toy to shreds more in my life. It never shuts up!

3) Would you rather be covered in poo or covered in puke?

I have been shit on a fair few times therefore I think poo is the obvious answer. I have a phobia of spewing and I HATE burps and anything orally orientated ( I know poor Gareth right) so yes definitely poo

4) Is Peppa Pig more annoying than Postman Pat is bad at his job? Discuss.

I can not stand Peppa Pig , at one point I had to ban her from the house because she is a snotty nosed little bitch and Freddie was copying her shitty attitude. I let him watch it again now but I don’t particularly like it. She’s bossy and spiteful and everything I don’t want my kids to be. As for postman pat I thought he died already he was an old man when I was growing up. And Jess must be a bionic cat to survive so long and still look the same. 

5) What time constitutes a lie-in in your house now and how does this compare to your pre-child days?

A lie-in in our house is around 9-10 ish. Although I have to be honest and say I get most of those due to the fact that if I leave Gareth to lie-in he is a right miserable twat. Pre-kids a lie-in would involve paracetamol, a bottle of cola and a big hangover at around dinnertime.

6) What is your favourite swear word or swear word combo and when was the last time you used it?

I LOVE the word TWAT , it has always been my favourite word. Actually when I started working at Butlins I walked into my chalet looked at the window and right there in front of me on the wall in big white letters was the word TWAT, it was right there and then I realised I would love it there and I did.
My favourite combo is Twattybollocks! I don’t know why I just like it

7) Tell us your worst ever nappy or potty training experience.

When Harry was potty training Ellie was a baby and thought it would be an amazing idea to pick up Harry’s potty and drink his pee. LOVELY!

8) Name three things you said pre-child that you would like to go back and slap yourself for saying.

My kids will eat healthily EVERY day. Let’s face it I don’t care who you are you have days where you just can’t be arsed to cook and throw a pizza in the oven or order a takeaway.

I genuinely can’t think of life before kids… so to even tell you 3 things I was thinking is not actually gonna happen.

9) If you didn’t need the money and didn’t have a little one what would you spend your days doing?

Sitting in a beer garden with friends ( Do beer gardens even exist anymore?)  and I would drive around in a nice car and have a career! (I am so desperate for a car! I’m only slightly pissed off I spent all that money learning to drive and passing my test to sit here without a car)

10) If squirrels ruled the world, what do you think would be the advantages and disadvantages?

Everywhere would look cute however there would be an extreme shortage of nuts! They would steal them all and we would never have nuts at Christmas again (come on everyone only buys nuts at Christmas)

11) Tell us the worst joke you know.

How does a penguin build its house? I-GLOOS it together … It glues – I-GLOOS hahahah ok it’s not necessarily the worst joke but I heard it and laughed for far too long whilst everyone else looked at me like I was a weirdo! 

12) What is your favourite funny blog post ever (your own, or someone else’s)?

I actually really enjoyed writing my Posh Chicken in a lettuce leaf recipe. I’m that sad that I sat chuckling my head off as I was writing it, Give it a read you might enjoy it, if you do then leave me a comment 🙂 ( yes shameless plug)

hmmm I am going to tag people I don’t really know much about and who I think could be a good giggle so without further ado I would like to tag

Chloe Louise
One Hull of a Dad
One Hull of a Mum

Here are ya questions guys

 

1) Fill in the gap: Before I had children I never …..

2) What is the most annoying toy that your child owns or has owned and why?

3) Would you rather be covered in poo or covered in puke?

4) Is Peppa Pig more annoying than Postman Pat is bad at his job? Discuss.

5) What time constitutes a lie-in in your house now and how does this compare to your pre-child days?

6) What is your favourite swear word or swear word combo and when was the last time you used it?

7) Tell us your worst ever nappy or potty training experience.

8) If you could have a super-power what would it be and why?

9) If you were trapped on a desert island what are the 3 things that you would take with you?

10) If squirrels ruled the world, what do you think would be the advantages and disadvantages?

11) Tell us the worst joke you know.

12) What is your favourite funny blog post ever (your own, or someone else’s)?

Thanks for reading,
Chez
x

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